When I was younger being naive and geographically inept I assumed that every time someone refered to the "Nether Regions" I thougt they were on about Holland!
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I thought Hall and Oates was Holland Oats.Anon
- i thougt robers could shoot into the phone and the bullet would come through and hit me— knowledge
- when i was 5, i thougt my outie bellybutton was a third eye that opens when im a sleep.— bellyeye????
- i thougt that mongols were green monsters that suck your eyes out.— danai
- when I was a child I thougt taht sea waves are the result of whales swimming— waleed bokhari
- It took me FOREVER to realize that "Vewers like you" meamt veiwers, like me. I thougt it was giibeish— Veiwers like you