I used to believe that after the offering was taken at church, the priest would put the basket of money on the altar and leave for the night. Then God would reach down with his huge hand and take the money at night when the church was empty.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- I thought you were supposed to take money out of the collection at church.— Wangchuk
- I used to think that the priest at church was JESUS.
He had a beard.... it made sense— Joe B - I was convinced my cat was going to steal my money at night. Anon
- I used to think that church songs were pop music. Well, we did sing them in church every week...— Roxy
- My fiance was in church as a kid and he saw the Vicar of the church and asked his Mum if it was God.— Andys fiancee
- When I was a little kid I used to believe that tissue paper was money and that you could have a box of money.Anon