I used to believe that a "blow job" meant that the man lay down on a table naked, and the woman literally "blew" on his penis until who knows what happened.
I also believed that "getting laid" had something to do with a very clean table with a white sheet over it. The man and woman would both take off their clothes and lie down side by side on this flat, clean table. I dared not think past that point.
I was not a little child when I believed these things. I was about 12 and learned these terms from the wild Irish girl who used to sit next to me in French class.
A childhood belief about oral sex
others believed things like this
- I used to believe once a man and a woman lay naked caressing each other, the woman would be pregant— oiman
- When I was a kid I thought rape just meant someone tearing the clothes off of a woman's body.— Matt
- I used to believe that there were red and black spiders underneath the table in the toilet.— Phil
- I used to think blow jobs were when you held a penis and blew on it. Of course this was when I was 12.— Marisa
- I used to think that the sleep in my eyes at the breakfast table were toast crumbs.— crawford
- I used to think that if a black woman or man and a white woman or man had a baby, it would be Asian.Anon