I have no earthly idea why I believed this but when I was a very small child and my parents first started taking me with them to mass, I didn't know the priest was a real person. I thought he was a robot.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- when i was little i asked what time midnight mass started.
i honestly had no idea.— what time?? - I used to believe that the priest was God because everytime a child cried, he wouldn't be talking.Anon
- As a child I believed that when a person was fired from their job, they were executed on a firing range. — damien
- As a small child I believed that the word was "nakeup", finally I found out that it was actually "makeup".— Hannnah P.
- When I was a child, I believed that Stuart Little was real and I always wanted to have one. Anon
When I was a child I thought there was a person inside the ATM— Grace