I once believed that a blow job was when you sprayed paint onto a car to cover up scratches.
A childhood belief about oral sex

others believed things like this
- when i was kid, i believed dynamite was something you sprayed on rocks and then they would dissapear— big googely
- if you got sprayed by a skunk you had to have a bath in tomarto sauce— rob
- I used to think that if you didn't blow your nose and just sniffed the snot up, you head would blow up.Anon
- i used to believe that a blow job was when you got payed to blow up ballowns— blown away
- i believed that if you farted too much in a room and you were to light a flame your house would blow up— the nuclear fart
- I used to believe that if you mixed red, blue, green, and yellow paint you'd get plaid!— Judith Ann