When I was small, I was a gullible, disturbed child. For instance, I was afraid of eating plain apples. Whenever my mother tried to get me to eat a normal apple, I would start crying until she had it sliced, peeled, and smothered with peanut butter.
It took them a very long time for me to allay my fears. I had constantly seen my mother, father, and two of my brothers eating and apple without doing any of the above. It should be noted that my parents and two of my brothers are brunettes, while myself and my third brother, who preferred his apples sliced, peeled, and smothered with peanut butter, are blondes. I believed that, if I ate an apple any other way, then I would become a brunette, too!
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that my mother invented peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Anon
- I used to believe that in China, instead of Adam and Eve eating an apple? They believed it was a banana.— smartygirl
- as a young child i thought poo was brown from eating chocolate and pee was yellow from drinking apple juice!Anon
- My Mom used to tell me if I swallowed an apple seed I would grow an apple tree inside my stomach!— Marg
- I used to believe that an Adams apple was a piece of apple that was stuck in someone's throat.— Ron Aaron
- When I was a kid, I used to bellieve that when I eat an apple pip an apple tree would grow up in my stomach!Anon