I used to believe my weenie was a tail like animals have. My mom loves to bring this up when I bring a new girlfriend over to my parents house.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if you died you could have 'an operation' to bring you back to life. — Mikey
- I usd to believe that at restaurants that had a BYO sign out the front, you had to "bring your own" meal.— Fiona
- I used to think that my mom had to buy ice cubes from the store and bring them home to fill up the trays.— Shawna
- I used to believe that a wake was something you go to to try to bring the dead person back to life.Anon
- I used to think watering dead flowers would bring them back to life.— Natasha
- I used to think that you could bring dead flowers back to life if you watered them.Anon