when i was littel my dad said that santa was a alcoholic and he would drink all the bere so i should leave him 4 bottels of stella b ut it was my dad
A childhood belief about father christmas

others believed things like this
- when i was littel i thought that i coulnd shake the world case when i jumped and landed my vison shaked— Chorzo Ghost ( RuneScaper )
- i used to believe that toblerone was alcoholic. my mum told us that so she could have it all.— Cait
- I used to think, all the way up to eight grade that if you smoked cigarettes you were an alcoholic— praneeth
- I used to believe that if you smoked a cigarette while drinking an alcoholic beverage you would blow up!— Sue
- Up until I was about seven, I thought soda pop was alcoholic and that's why kids weren't allowed it.Anon
- Phil Collins song "I missed again" - I thought it was "I pis*ed again" - didn't realise he was an alcoholic?!Anon