I used to think bidets were for washing your face in. Even did once or twice until a cousin with slightly less prudish parents enlightened me... Gak !!!
A childhood belief about bathrooms

others believed things like this
- I used to think that bidets were for washing babies!— Helen
- My five-year-old cousin thinks that his parents purchased him from Wal-Mart.Anon
- If you pulled a face, and the clock struck on the hour, your face would stay in that position.— Jo V...NL
- i thought the line "saving my face" from the KT Tunstall song of the same name was "shaving my face"Anon
- I used to believe that if I put my arm in the washing machine while it was going that it would rip off.— Hannah
- My cousin's mom told my cousin that pop makes you short. He probably believed it.— Molly