When I was around 8-9, I would sneak and watch the forbidden program "Three's Company". So only catching bits of it I couldn't figure out what the big deal was to be homosexual because to my mind, being "gay" meant you “acted” like the opposite sex... that it took a lesbian woman and homosexual man make a couple, but then the woman would have to lead when they danced.
A childhood belief about tv shows

others believed things like this
- I used to belive that homo milk was from gay (homosexual) cows— Drunky Munky
- I used to think Hannah Barbera was one woman...not two men. I didn't figure it out until I was about 15!— minkie
- My sister just recently realized that the lyric "more than a woman" wasn't 4 letter woman!— Anne
- I thought the line in the song "more than a woman" was "four-legged woman".— boo
- I used to think that the song "Evil Woman" was "Medieval Woman". Anon
- i though that the man and woman couldn't really have babies until marriage,lmao,what a stupid person i was— what a stupid