I used to believe that since 'bitch' was a female dog, that 'bastard' was a male dog. Boy was I surprised when I realized it wasn't, at the table with my friend's parents.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I used to think that to desex an animal meant to turn it from a male to a female or female to male.— Phil
- I used to believe all cats were female and all dogs were male.— Sabby
- I used to think that all cats were female and all dogs were male. — Annalisa
- i used to believe that all cats were female and dogs were male!Anon
- I used to believe that cats were all female and dogs were all male.— Rachel
- i used to believe that all cats were female and all dogs were male— am i weird?