When I was 3-4, I thought that when I had to go to the bathroom, I had to pull down my skirt *and* my undies. It was a while before I figured out that you could just lift your skirt up instead of removing it!
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I thought it was impossible for anyone to lift more than their own body weight. Just seemed to make sense..— Xenomorph
- I used to belive if someone liftes you up, and you lift them at the same time, you will float in the air.— D'Anthony
- when i was little, i thought that you could pull your eyeballs and wash them in your mouth— beak
- when i was abotu 5 or 6 i thought that if i were to pull hard enough on my pants, i would float away— Aaron
- I never knew why boys had to lift up the toilet seat...until my friend told me that boys had bad aim.Anon
- For some reason I thought any 4X4 vehicle would pull a wheelie when switched into 2 wheel drive.— Richard Davies