I used to believe that my butt was an alien and that if my turds were too stinky he would come off, do a dance, and then eat my brains....
I realized later it wasn't true whan i ate cabbage everyday for a week and my parents almost pased out when they walked bye the bathroom.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing
others believed things like this
- My dad told me that the reason feet were stinky was because they grew out of your butt.— Veronika
- i used to believe that Cabbage Patch Kids were made from real cabbage XD— foxxip
- I used to belive that my teacher was a alien unfortunately this was true mum and said. — peter
- I used to believe that people's brains differed in colours. I always wanted purple brains for some reason.— Katrina
- I thought the ball-headed person in the Bic logo was an alien and communicated using alien-like noises.Anon
- I was sure I had it figured out: exploding turds caused farts.— al