I was told (at age 5) that a 'Haggis' was a 'low flying scottish pig', I held onto that belief until i started highschool and could research the topic myself (age 12) to this day looking for a 'Haggis' in the sky a long standing family joke.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- My parents told me that scotch eggs were laid by a Haggis. — sarah c
- I used to believe that Haggis grew on trees, cause my dad tied one to a branch in the garden— Lynne
- I used to believe that if you had to fart and held it in too long that it would cause you to blow upAnon
- I used to believe that if you held a fart in long enough it would come out as a burp.— Chris
- I used to believe that since guys peed while standing up, then they must poo while standing up too.— Stupid girl
- my mom told me that if i held in too many farts, i would explode. i took it seriously.— ginger