After people got married, I believed they went to the moon for their holiday. I was quite putout (at the age of 10) that my family laughed - why else would it be called a honeymoon?
A childhood belief about marriage

others believed things like this
- I used to think that when a couple got married and went on their honeymoon, they took a vacation to the moon.— Jen
- I thought that you actually went to the moon on your honeymoon. — Moonwalker
- When I was little I thought that a honeymoon was when the Husband and wife went to the moon and eat honey.— AmAnDa
- I thought the holiday was called "Merrychristmas" so I would tell people "happy merrychristmas"Anon
- i used to think that every family had a brother and sister and they married eachother when they got olderAnon
- I used to believe that people from Holland were called "Hollish", like people from Poland are called "Polish"— Sally