When I was about 6 I was very interested in death - my grandfather having died. Now, some people told me he went UP to heaven, and other people told me he went DOWN into the ground. It took me a while to figure it out - but I did. I just knew that he must have been cut in half in the middle, that his top half had Gladwrap around the bottom of it (to stop his insides falling out), then it was sent up to heaven, and the bottom half went into the coffin and then into the ground.
I still reckon it was good thinking.
A childhood belief about people

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that your belly button was what held your top half to your bottom half...— Debelouwho
- I used to think that if you were scared "half to death" that you only had one scare left before you died.— Bush Hiddenofsky
- I used to think that when people died, their whole bodies were taken up to heaven, not just their spirits.— Karrie
- I used to believe that when people died, they flew to heaven in their coffins.— PikachuGirl123
- When I was quite young, I believed that one's coffin was really a spaceship to take them to heaven.— Sunshine
- My freinds mother said that if you hold a cat without supporting its bottom, that its insides would fall out.— Jessie