I used to believe that a bull in a china shop meant a bull in a take away. I mean wot's that gotta do wiv going in feet first ?
And that was the image I carried in my head, this great big bull being chased around by Chinese cooks in a takeaway.
Tee
Gibbon king PhD
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I used to believ that "Shooting the Bull" literally meant what it states.— DJ
- As a youngster, my older brother told me that polish sausage was really the bull's genitals. — Ross
- There was a Chinese takeaway near us called the Orient Express. I thought it was Onion Press. Yeah.— Spook
- I used to think the person who delivered Chinese food came all the way from China to do it.— Savana
- I used to think that Hadrian also built the Great Wall of China.— Spacey
- I used to think that The Great Wall of China was made out of porcelain.— Morten Vestergaard