WHEN I WAS YOUNG, MY FATHER RIPPED A BIG ONE AND EXCLAIMED, "OH! SOMEONE MUST BE PRAYING FOR ME. AN EVIL SPIRIT JUST LEFT MY BODY!" FROM THEN ON (FOR A LITTLE WHILE)I BELIEVED A FART WAS THE STINKY RESULT OF DIVINE INTERVENTION.
A childhood belief about farting
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if you sniffed a really stinky fart, it would poison your insides and die.— Fartcheeks
- I used to think an evil spirit type thing called Wango lived in my dog. I was terrified of that dog.— Franklin
- My dad told me that the reason feet were stinky was because they grew out of your butt.— Veronika
- I once told a friend of mine that if you held in a smelly burp, it'd turn into a fart. She believed me.Anon
- I used to think that of you ripped a dollar 100 pennies would fall out of the rip.— Glad I never tried it
- I believed that evil clowns wanted to eat me.— Joe