I used to believe that I had a little old lady living in my mouth who's job it was to keep my spit flowing properly. She would haul buckets of spit up from my stomach and sloosh it around my mouth, then it would flow back down to my stomach and she had to haul it up again. I was frightened of her because I thought she would be cross with me for making her work so hard.
A childhood belief about general
others believed things like this
- I used to think "Hulk Hogan" was really "Haul Kogan" before I knew his name!— Christy
- I used to believe that if I slept with my mouth open that spiders would crawl in there and live in my stomachAnon
- I used to believe that big grasshoppers would spit tobacco at you if you got too close to them.— Uni
- I thought a stomach ache was a stomach egg— Catherine
- I used to believe that if I poked my grandfather in the belly-button he would spit out quarters. — Justin
- My Dad told me that Soy Sauce was made of grasshopper spit! I didn't eat it for YEARS!— TawnyKat