when i was about seven i thought that the whole ball came out when you had sex...i wasn't so much confused by the mis-match in the size of the opening (ouch), but because i was intersted in numbers i was confused because some people had more than two children in their family... i could only count two myself and i knew that must be right because my mum told me that you had two of everything down each side and one of everyting down the middle...anyway i justified it on the basis that your balls must regrow somehow...i suppose that i didn't really give it much more thought until i was about twelve and started experimenting and i found that i still had two whole balls and a messy splat on the floor
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- I used to think that girls had "balls" and not boys, and the "balls" were slang for breastsAnon
- i always thought it was Grape Balls of Fire instead of Great Balls of Fire— Courtney
- I also thought that meat balls were made from testicals— Glenn
- I originally thought "balls" was slang for buttocks instead of testicles.Anon
- I thought planes collected clouds to make cotton balls.— Eddie
- I remember once a friend of mine told me that when ever you hold in your pee it would make your balls stronger— Zao