My parents didn't get married until I was 4 and my brother was 8. One day my aunt was taking care of us and I asked my borther where my parents were. He said they were getting married, but I thought he said 'buried' and cried until they came home because I thought they were dead.
A childhood belief about people

others believed things like this
- I used to think Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima were a married couple. — l stu electtirc boogaloo
- i used to believe nuns were married to jesus and priests were married to mary.— sunshine
- I used to believe that a street sign that read "Dead End" meant that there were dead people buried there.Anon
- I thought that dead people were stuffed INSIDE their gravestone instead of buried in a coffin.— Sam Shiels
- i used to think that every family had a brother and sister and they married eachother when they got olderAnon
- I thought the cremations were for people that wanted their love ones buried at home.— Helen