My children all believed , when they were young that dad ( me ) couldn't fart , because i'd had a fartectomy. We still laugh about how , whenever there was a bad smell in our house that " It can't be dad, he's had a fartectomy " was the response from the kids. My six year old grand-daughter nowadays is not quite as gullible.
A childhood belief about farting
others believed things like this
- When I was a year old, I believed if I hid my face, my mother couldn't see me because I couldn't see her.— kimberly dianne(:
- when i was young i believed that when u moved house the house would come with you !!!
just like a turtleAnon - My 5 year old daughter believes if she picks her nose her bum will fall off !!Anon
- I used to believe that when I farted, i could smell up all the stench before anyone else could smell it.— Tim
- My young daughter thought that night came after the trees ate all the sunlight.— Bruce
- I once told a friend of mine that if you held in a smelly burp, it'd turn into a fart. She believed me.Anon