my mum once said to me that my dad didn't have a bottom, refering to how small it was supposedly, i littrally beleived that his legs just joined into his back.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that when you had cancer, your bottom would be in front instead of in back. Anon
- I used to believe that molasses were made by grasshoppers rubbing their back legs together.— Valerey Lavergne
- when i was little i always asked my mom if my aunt had ant legs or people legs.— kelly
- I used to think a female daddy-long-legs was called a "mummy-long-legs".Anon
- I used to believe that your bottom teeth were actually in your bottom— jez
- i once beleived that if i did not eat any food, god would punish me— andria