When I was about 5 I heard someone talk French into a phone and thought that they must have some kind of special adapter for an english phone to work in french.
A childhood belief about foreign languages

others believed things like this
- I always thought that my relatives were really tiny, and inside my phone when I talked to them on the phone.Anon
- i used to think that french was english backwards!— ---pepsi---
- I used to believe that french kiss was something coming from France, and that only the French did it— Sasha
- I used to think that you had to be french to really taste french fries.— Not French;)
- I thought french fries were really invented in France (they are Belgian for those who don't know)— Quarm
- Yep I thought the Zephyr song was fly away on my cell phone— Jenny