I used to think that women's handbags were hambags and every women went around carrying ham, for a reason I never questioned.
A childhood belief about appearance

others believed things like this
- For some reason, I used to believe that women only got raped on train tracks.
— Jessica Tinch - I used to think that women urinated out of their buttholesAnon
- When I was little I used to believe that all old women were called Betty!!— Katie
- I used to believe only women who had sex were allowed to smoke. Whatever sex was.— Robert
- when i was young i believed that gay men got married to gay women!— robster
- When I was little I used to think that women had two hearts - one inside each breast.— Rick