Beeing from Austria my fahter told me that there are left and right cows. All depending wich way they walk around the steep hills, and therefore having shorter or longer legs on one side
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- My daughter thought milk was cow pee because it came from between the cows hind legs— Suzanne
- i used to believe peeps with curly hair had a 3rd ear wich they can read peep's mindsAnon
- I used to believe chocolate milk came from brown cows and regular milk came from black and white cowsAnon
- I used to believe that "pork chops" were called "port chops", and came from the left side of the pig.Anon
- i used to think chocolate milk came from brown cows and normal milk came from white cows Anon
- When I was little I thought cows married horses, cows were all female and horses were all male. — Sheila