When my wife was a kid, she used to watch the football results on telly with her dad every saturday afternoon.
Because the Scottish results came after the English ones, she thought that if you were relegated from the old 4th division, you had to go and play in the Scottish Premier league.
A childhood belief about sport

others believed things like this
- I used to believe the bank "scottish widows" was run by widows, and only gave bank accounts to widows.— Angelmouse
- When I was a kid, I used to think that the only way you could play football was if you had giant shoulders.— Sam
- I thought for some reason that chewing tobacco was REQUIRED for Major League Baseball players.— Jeff
- I always thought that it was "Afully Wedded Wife" Not "lawfully wedded wife"— Sarah
- I used to think that even people who spoke something other than English, thought in English— Peaches
- i used to think that if you opened up the back of the telly you`d go into a whole new world Anon