My youngest daughter used to believe, that if she was late for school and they put you in the book, she would be locked in the bookcase.
A childhood belief about classes

others believed things like this
- I used to think that my teacher lived at school until she came to school late one day. I was shocked!— Wow, you have a life?!
- I used to think that girls' anuses were green. I remember thinking that as late as high school.— Jack
- i used to believe that if i crawl under my bed i would be locked in. like a jail.— K.N.C
- When I was in kindergarten, I used to believe that they locked the teacher's in the teacher's lounge at night.Anon
- My daughter once asked if God was short for Godfrey— keefdave
- My daughter thought that ear wax was peanut butter.— Bobbiemac