i used to think when it is raining, God is urinating. When it's snowing, God's pooping.
A childhood belief about weather

others believed things like this
- I used to believe if it was raining in the town I lived in then it was raining everywhere in the world — Pablo
- I used to believe that if it was raining, it was raining all over the world at the same time!— stuart bradley
- When I was young I thought that if it was raining here it was raining everywhere. — Dustin
- Whenever I saw a picture of a whale spouting water, I thought it was urinating.Anon
- i used to think that when i was pooping a crocodile could come out of the toilet and bite my butt off.— derek
- I thought the mole on my arm was from a bug pooping on my arm a long time agoAnon