I was brought up in England near a golf course which had a stream running through it, into which I fell one day, and it was very cold. When I was about 4 my mother told me that the "golf" stream kept England warm which I could not credit as it was so small and so cold. Not for years did i realise that she had said the "gulf" stream.
A childhood belief about weather

others believed things like this
- I used to belive that the Gulf war was actually the Golf war and the people hit each other with golf clubs...— golfgirl
- my sister told me that bunkers on golf courses were for children to play in while their dads played golf.— Julie
- row row row your boat gently down the stream...merrily merrily merrily merrily life's a butter bean.— bleeslady
- I thought the England was EDGE-land but england was ENG-landAnon
- I used to think that water towers were giant golf tees.— adam
- My mum told me that cold custard (which I hated) was in fact Banana Blancmange. I lapped it up for years.— Chalky