I read this book of mistakes from students' essays and exams and one of them had said a gherkin was a native who ran about with a knife. I was in Culinary School at the time, and thought about that. I figured out that a chef was a native who ran about with a knife! We used them all the time and we were constantly being told by chefs and eachother NOT to run or walk around with them! :-)
A childhood belief about gherkins

others believed things like this
- i used to believe i was native american because i was a native of america!!!— rachel
- Because of Pocahontas, I grew up believing Native Americans noises sounded like English to Native Americans.Anon
- I used to get mad when people used the word "native" because I thought they were making fun of my name!— Nate
- I used to think an avalanche was a type of bird native to the high mountains— Nina
- I used to believe Chucky would come out of my toilet, stab me with a knife, and kill me. :(
I hate Chucky. — Bijan - I thought that smart people never made mistakes!— eeeeeeeeeeeeegggggg