I used to think that boobs would look far nicer without nipples on them.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- when i was about 4 or 5, i believed that if i pulled on my nipples, i'd grow up and have big boobs.
— JW - When I was little I thought that only little girls had nipples, and they went away when you grow up. — Cutie
- I thought nipples disappeared at a certain age because Barbie never had them.Anon
- I used to believe that ants had the smallest nipples in the worldAnon
- When i was little i used to think people made babies by putting their nipples together— Chiesn
- When I was younger, I thought sex was two peolpe pressing their nipples together.— Katz