My Teacher asked if I could Name types of beans so I stood up in class and said Baked Beans, Runner Beans and Human Beans!
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- That baked beans were made of pasta! Spaghetti is?!Anon
- My mum used to tell me that baked beans were just peas covered in tomato sauce.— munky
- I used to think people were called "human beans".— Dave
- I used to think that
"The land of make believe"
was
"The land of baked beans."— Baked Bean! - I used to call the rays of light from the sun "sun BEANS". That's what it sounded like to me.Anon
- Until just a few seconds ago, I thought gherkins were beans or something weird like natto...Anon