When i was young i had a racer (bike) and used to hate cleaning it. On this one day i could not shift a bit a dirt for love nor money, so i went and asked my step dad to help me. Probably sick and tired of helping change tyres oil this that and the other he told me to go back and put some 'elbow grease' into it. Off back to the garage i went, i returned 5 minutes later saying 'where do you keep the elbow grease then i cant find it'!!!!!!!!!.
As you can imagine this brought much laughter and a very red face when explained.
A childhood belief about hobbies

others believed things like this
- I always thought that "elbow grease" was a type of lubricant until about 2 years ago. I'm 19.— Erika
- I used to think that "elbow grease" was an actual product of kitchen or surface cleaner.— Carrie
- My sister told me that if I could kiss my elbow I would change into a boy. I never disproved her on this.— Aussie
- I use to believe that kissing your elbow would make you change your sex when you woke up the next day.— Chuck
- I called every body part my elbow. For example if my leg hurt I would say my elbow hurt.— Kady
- When I was very small. by older brother told me that if I "Kissed my own elbow, I would turn into a boy."Anon