i thought that everytime you masturbated santa could read the dirty thoughts in your mind = P and the only way to stop him finding out was to put a blanket over your head (even when it was hot!)I believed in santa till i was 11. That was an aweful lot of hot summer nights.
A childhood belief about sex
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that Santa Ana winds actually came from the city of Santa Ana, CA— Fishfood
- I BELIEVED THE TEACHERS COULD READ MY THOUGHTSAnon
- When i lived in texas i believed the UPS guys were Santa Clause— Lauren
- I believed that Santa Clause lived on the moon. I mean how else could he see you when you was sleeping? — danger101
- Until i was 8, I believed that, If you didn't have a chimney, Santa Clause would come in through the toilet.— Maya
- i used to belive...
that when ever my mom hugs me or touches me...she can read my thoughts
— wojod