I used to believe that women were men who had been volleyed in the groin and thus their penis had pushed their hair out to be longer than mens and made their voices higher and that breats were where the balls went.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to think that women had penises, but that they were just hairier than mens'.— Ameeratron
- I used to think that girls had "balls" and not boys, and the "balls" were slang for breastsAnon
- I used to believe that the clouds were made of cotton balls— Jeannie
- I used to believe (about 9) that a penis was a sausage that men stuck in their crutch area to attract women.— Feebs.
- I also thought that meat balls were made from testicals— Glenn
- I thought it was illegal for women to use Just For Men hair coloring— Brainhead