When my mother was a little girl, she thought that eerything was named after its inventor. So there was a Mr. Chair, a Mr. Lamp, a Mr. Toilet...
A childhood belief about around the house

others believed things like this
- I thought Whoopi Goldberg was the inventor of the Whoopie CushionAnon
- We had an antique lamp that I thought was hideous and for years I thought "Art Deco" was a synonym for ugly.Anon
- I used to believe that their was a toilet monster named johny.— sexyallie_69
- I used to believe that the phrase "Mamma Mia" referred to a girl named Mia.Anon
- I believed that fairies lived in lamp posts - their front doors were the little holes where the key fits.— Janice
- I used to believe I had a guardian angel named Salty... Salty because I didn't know if it was a boy or a girlAnon