For years I believed that babies came out of an oven in a factory and that God pressed their tummies, like you would a cake, and pronounced "you're done" - and I had proof of this because my navel was obviously where God had prodded me! I also believed that dark skinned ladies used cocoa powder as face powder and that hill sheep were a special breed with two legs shorter than the others so that they could stand upright. Thanks, Dad!!!
A childhood belief about belly buttons
others believed things like this
- I believed that the breed of dog called Boxer was called that because they could stand up and box.Anon
- I used to believe that people who were african american were dark because they drank to much hot cocoa.Anon
- I used to believe you could pour lemonade in a pan, put it in the oven and make lemonade cake.— wumpmugg
- When I was little, I believed that my Dad worked in a factory where they painted peas green!— Hannah G.
- i believed that michelle gayle's sweetness song contained the lyrics shade in sheep shit!— andrew
- I thought baby oli was made from pressed babies.Anon