when i was about8 ish my friends mum told me that a condom was a pair of trousers, but i didnt work out what it meant until a couple of years later, and alot of embarrissment later too!
A childhood belief about condoms

others believed things like this
- Until I was about 10 years old, I used to believe that a condom was a type of lollipop!— Marcel
- I used to believe that God was the Incredible Hulk - he was green and muscly and had purple trousers.— Emma
- When I was about 6 years old, I thought "condom" was short for "condominium!"— Confused Child
- I thought "f*** you" meant "thank you" in an ironic way, like if you messed your work up and someone is upset.— H.
- I always thought the dots in tapioca pudding were fish eyes.I didn't eat it for years!Thanks alot Ricky!!!— Tapioca
- I used to think the olden days came once every couple of yearsAnon