I used to think that no one else could hear me pee! It wasn't like I was magic or something, it's just that I didn't think that peeing made any noise. I figured it out when I realized that for years I had been hearing other people pee.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I used to think that the word blurb was a noise that people made when being sick. Bluuuggghhh.— Natasha
- When i was about 5 years old, i used to believe that everything i thought people could hear!Anon
- I used to believe that my urine was a super fertilizer - peeing on plants made them grow.— Andrew C
- my gran tod me that rabbits made a noise that went "map map"— Lise
- I used to believe that the yellow sky during a sunset meant that people were peeing a lot.Anon
- I used to think that the wind that made a howling noise was a ghost.— Febi