I thought that santa was an eskimo on ecstacy
A childhood belief about father christmas

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that Santa Ana winds actually came from the city of Santa Ana, CA— Fishfood
- When I was little, I thought Santa lived on the moon— Nikki
- When i was little, i thought Santa Claus was my grandfather— Junie
- I thought Santa was the President of the North Pole. It was stupid I know
lol— Lynn Wright - I thought Santa was going to be sent to jail for stealing gifts from Toys R Us.— Sandy
- when i was little i thought that jesus delivered presents on christmas not santa .— gaby