My parents, in an attempt to stimulate my creative impulses, gave me a few boxes full of "stuff" to play with - dress-up clothes, fabric, ribbons, art supplies, interesting toys, beads, you name it. One fabric bit that I had was purple with silver metallic stripes on it. I had seen a TV show recently featuring circus acrobats and thought I'd make myself a skirt with that fabric so I could be an acrobat for Halloween. However, I did not yet know the word for "acrobat". I taught myself how to sew (BADLY) and made an truly awful tiny little miniskirt a week or so later. I ventured into the livingroom to show my parents and visiting grandmother and aunt. My mom, without thinking, said "You look like a prostitute!" She then realized that she probably should not talk about sex workers around her young daughter and would not tell me what it meant. I, therefore, rationalized that "prostitute" was the word for acrobat and went around school the next day telling people - *including my first-grade teacher* - that I wanted to be a prostitute for Halloween!
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- Until I was about 11 or 12 I thought that "prostitute" referred to a female criminal.Anon
- I used to believe that a prostitute was like a prosecutor.— Not As Innocent Anymore
- i used to think that being a prostitute was a religion. (sort of like protestant i guess?)Anon
- my husband believed, until recently, that the word "several" meant seven of something. — sheryl
- In first grade, I thought that if I've never heard of a word before, then it wasn't a word.— Destiny
- I used to believe that the word 'circumstances' was pronounced 'circus dancers'.— Mel