One of my best friends up to this day, still can't say turqoise. She says tork-horse instead, but she's convinced it's the right way.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- a donkey is just a small horse.Anon
- I used to think that beer was horse pee. Probably because that's what my mom told me...— Kara
- When I was three I used to believe that cow and horse are wife and husband.— xenia
- I used to think giraffes were a type of horse— Crocotta1
- I was always told that beer was made from horse pee.— Just me
- I only found out last year that a pony is not a baby horse.— Mescaline Frumblethond