I used to think spiders were in my toilet bowl and they would come and bite me while I was pooing and I would die in my sleep.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that there were red and black spiders underneath the table in the toilet.— Phil
- I used to believe that toilet seats were for kids only and that adults sat directly on the bowl. — Evan Klyne
- I know this isnt a huge funny belief, but I used to think that all spiders were poisonous. I love spiders now!— Sammy
- I used to believe that if I sat on the toilet too long a snake would come up and bite me.— Cheesemonkey
- I used to believe that crocodiles lived in the toilet and would bite my butt when I had to go to the loo.— Oz
- When I was 8 I thought a spider lived in the toilet and would bite me if I sat on it.— Mike