BY age six i was pretty sure i knew all the "bad" words i wasnt suppose to use. So one day while riding in the car a bee flew in the back window and as i was trying to kill it i said "come here you cock sucker!!" I only screamed this once or twice though because it shocked my parents so much the car came to a stop & they just kind of looked at me drop jawed. i got the "what did you jst say?" bit and when i repeated it again was informed it was a bad word...BUT confused (cock was a rooster, sucker was a lolly pop, right?) asked why... and never really got a proper explanation. it wasnt untill years later i figured out what those looks were really all about LOL
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- I thought that "cocky" was a bad word since it has "cock" in it— Shimmer
- as a kid, i was told by my older cousins that i wasnt human until i turned 7 years old.— twk
- I knew lightning could come in through my bedroom window and kill me.
— Cyn - I used to belive that my willy was a snake and if i wasnt careful it would bite— eggbert
- i used to think that if i froze milk it would turn into ice cream, it wasnt so tasty when i tried it!— joey.k
- I used to think that only chinese fat guys can Sum wrestle and that it was illegal if he wasnt asian.— sumo