For a very long period of time I believed that your "Bollocks" was your arse and you "Arse" was your bollocks.
It was litterarly years before I relalised the mistake I'd made.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that your arse cheeks were actually full of shit!Anon
- i used to believe that women peed out of their arse and pooed out of their vagina— TIM wilson
- I always hear Manic Street Preachers 'You Love Us' as 'You Love Arse'.— Lou
- I used to believe that if you left crumbs out for a long period of time, they would turn into ants.— Bylaberrie
- I believed that linguini was made of tape worms and was scared to eat pasta for a long time!— Mojo!
- For a long time I believed it was impossible to have sex unless the man was on the top. Anon