My parents took my cousin and me to Madame Tussaudes waxworks in London. After about and hour or so my cousin said 'I'm fed up with all these people, when are we going to get into the cinema?'
A childhood belief about excursions

others believed things like this
- My cousin's mom told my cousin that pop makes you short. He probably believed it.— Molly
- I used to think a second cousin meant a cousin’s cousin.— Carlos Almonacid
- My five-year-old cousin thinks that his parents purchased him from Wal-Mart.Anon
- My cousin thought ribs at restaurants were people ribs.Anon
- I used to think that the wax statues at Madame Tussauds were made of recycled candles and crayons.Anon
- I used to believe that Paul Simon was my cousin. He isn't.Anon