When I was little my dad took me to the toilets in a restaruant and when I asked him what the condom machine was he told me they were balloons for older boys! You can only imagine his response when I asked if I could have one to take home! haha
A childhood belief about condoms

others believed things like this
- That song that goes:
I'll never let you go...
I thought he was singing:
Another machine gun...
Haha.— Kelle - I thought my grandad would get older, so I asked him 'What do you want to be when you're older?'.— Afterlife Dreamin'
- I actually asked my mother if mixing girls' poop and boys' poop would cause an explosion.— kraine
- I used to belief sloths lived in trees outside my childhood home. My older sister told me so.Anon
- i used to beleive that a comdom machine would stop you getting pregnant. Not the condoms. the actual machine.— Mr scared-of-swimming-pool-changing-rooms.
- i used to believe that our ansering machine was the washing machine and that it could talk
— tamara