Once at preschool, during the holidays, our teachers read us a picture book about Hannukah. They told us that children got presents and chocolate coins, but the picture was of a boy playing with a dark-colored truck, so I thought children got chocolate TOYS.
I also thought that if I was bad, Santa would put, not coals, but CLOTHES in my stocking on Christmas Eve. Even today I dislike getting clothes for christmas.
A childhood belief about father christmas

others believed things like this
- when i was little i thought that jesus delivered presents on christmas not santa .— gaby
- I was told that for every christmas carol i sang before christmas time santa would give me one less present!— K
- Chocolate, they say, rots your teeth. I believed if you drank chocolate milk, your bones would be brown.— Dellio
- I used to belive chocolate milk came from brown or chocolate cows.Anon
- When i was little, I used to send Jesus birthday cards on christmas and thought he would read them in heaven.Anon
- I used to think that someone having dark-coloured skin was a result of eating too much chocolate.Anon