I used to think that only one person could fart at a time, and every time you did, someone else would breathe it in then they would fart it out then someone else would breathe it in, and so on.
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- My brother once told me that if you burp and fart at the same time, you'd explode— Aubrey
- I was told in first grade that if you fart burp and sneeze at the same time you would blow up— bob doodle
- I used to believe that my grandpa had a special power that made him fart each time I pulled his finger. — confused
- i used to belive that children had to be taught how to breathe.— Dave
- when i was 4 i believed i could breathe under water, one day i decided to try it and woke up in the hospital!Anon
- You couldn't have your belly button covered for too long or it would be harder for you to breathe.— Jess